Scene: I'm taking freshly baked banana chocolate chip bread out of its pan..
Fred: i can has banana bread?
Fred: What's that (makes poking gesture at chocolate)
Sara: Its chocolate
Fred: Why is there chocolate in it? It's banana bread
Sara: Its chocolate chip banana bread. It's good.
Fred: That's not a thing
Sara: It is.
Fred: Is not
Sara: It is, fucking google it.
Fred: You fucking google it. I'm googling something else.
Sara: Try it
Fred: Its pretty good
Sara: Its fucking delicious, and you know it.
Ahhh, I love my relationship, and I mean that, sincerely and truly. We make eachother laugh on the hour.