Q: What makes you cynical?
A: I get very cynical about the news. Media in general, politics, the intelligence of large parts of the US population. I don't want to live in a country where having your own reality show doesn't completely disqualify you from running for public office.
Q: The best hour of today was ______________. Why?
A: 6:00pm! It's Friday, its quittin time, what can be wrong?
Q: What's the last meal you cooked for someone?
A: I love to cook, and I cook at least one meal a day on weekdays, two on weekends, for me and Fred. I made eggs and bacon and waffles this morning. Nothing better than a real breakfasat on Saturday morning!